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Friday funnies...
Posted by 'Booney' on 20 Feb 2009 @ 00:11

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I walked past a greengrocers shop today and thought I heard two onions singing a Bee Gees song...when I went in it was just Chives Talkin'

A kid asked me today 'What's your favourite tellytubby?'
I said, 'A 40 inch Sony Bravia you cheeky little tw*t!'

After 20yrs together, my wife still gets upset if I use her toothbrush.
If you know a better way to get dog pooh out of trainers, I'm all ears

Woman walking through a graveyard sees a guy squatting behind a gravestone. 'Morning' she says; 'No' he replies 'actually I'm having a c**p but thanks for asking'

My wife asked me what reincarnation was. I said it's when you die, you come back as summat else.
She said she wanted to come back as a pig.
I said, you're not f*****g listening are ya?

Hopefully, these haven't been posted before...

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Hopefully, these haven't been posted before... by 'Chad' (20 Feb 2009 @ 3:07)

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