LOL. I've got more... Always leave your oily jeans on the new bed covers. bring that lovely garage smell into the house - dismantle your carb on the dining table. Involve the neighbours in your hobby by starting up the kart in the garden at 7am on a Sunday morning. Throw all the garden furniture, lawnmower, bikes etc into the garden and fill the garage/shed up with kart bits. Put oily fingerprints all over the sofa. Take any available "rags" from the house and use them to clean your kart, e.g. dishcloths, towels, clothes left hanging on chairs etc. Leave your old exhaust wadding in the middle of the garden and tell your wife the dog got hold of next-doors ferret (that one was hilarious)!
I'm sure there's more...anyone else?
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