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Slide round on your crash helmet with a Leatt/ Hanns/ valahlla 360 device to do some proper testing of them.
You ram them with your ZIP nosecone when they're ar$e over tit and see if their neck breaks.
Job done, I'm free to test chain guards, chassis protectors, highbacked seats, nosecones, collapsible steering columns, now there's a spectacle to behold, steering colums made of liquorice with those bobbly pink or blue bits on the end.
When you bend it you can eat it. No waste and it'll keep your bowels in easement.
Mind you if your upside down probably the last thing you need is liquorice, just you best brown corduroy strides, tuit suite.
I fancy the idea of praline axles.
Red Bull in the radiator, this needs patenting....
This R&D lark is easy innit?
I seriously think I can cure karting and all its ills, if only I can get them to take notice of me and treat me seriously.
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