Whitey. In answer to your q about drivers... 2 names you certainly need to have in your programme for Teeside. Kart 14 'Bennett-On' - Paul 'The Tourist' Bennett & Rob 'Kerb Crawler� Bennett.
Reason you need to know about us is cos you certainly won't see us figure whatsoever in the race unless you do a 'worst driver', 'who is officially the most talentless team', or 'who annoys everyone the most by going too slow' feature in your programme notes.
And in case you can't spot us, we're the ones in the autistic blue hire kart wiv the stabilisers usually found wandering round looking like we've just finished a shift at halfords in our badly fitting cotton blue overalls, or in the pit lane during the race pulling our oversized helmets back off our eyes. But we'll be there,,, Ps. We�re not married, just brothers.
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