yep seems i am a lady of the nite
my wife and i had sexy time and now money is being chucked at us
1st, �20 not means tested is paid into our account every week
2nd, a cheque for �250 to invest came through the letterbox
3rd, tax credits...got the form within days of the birth but only got chance to fill it couple of weeks ago, now we both work and total more than �30,000 in joint incomes, what a bonus it seems we are going to be paid nearly �2000 a year to bring up the daughter we decided to bring into the world and budgeted for
big thank you to all tax payers who single or part of a childless couple, thanks to your hard work we now have nearly 3 big ones to spend on well beer, big tvs, karting.......we didnt even try but sure others could get more......just realised the benefit system is not a safety net it is now a way to get paid to have sex, get your knickers off love lets make some money.......try that on your card this saturday
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