UK Karting - Notice Board (Chat) : Re: another joke

Notice Board (Chat)

Re: another joke
Posted by 'DevonHawker' on 24 Feb 2009 @ 21:23

| View Message Thread | Reply to this message |

DevonHawkerJoined: August 2008
Total Posts: 1
[ View User Profile ]

A Priest dies and goes to Heaven,St Pete says "Father Gabriel we have been waiting for you, as you have lead such a perfect life God has decreed you may have any wish granted as you enter His kingdom. What would you like?"

He doesn't need to think more than a second " I would like to see the original Holy manuscripts if I may?"--"Certainly follow me" he leads him to a vast library sits him down and tells him to take his time as he lays the scriptures before him. After a few hours he hears a wailing coming from the room and runs in to find Father Gabriel in tears,he rushes over and asks him what the problem is Father Gabriel looks up with tears streaming down his face and says "There's a B***dy R in it, it says celibRate..........."

Message Thread:

Monday Lunch time joke by 'Oli' (23 Feb 2009 @ 12:00)

another joke by 'MarkWilby' (23 Feb 2009 @ 15:07)

Re: another joke by 'buzzinrussell' (23 Feb 2009 @ 15:51)

Re: another joke by 'DevonHawker' << You are here!

Re: another joke by 'Snapshot' (26 Feb 2009 @ 18:49)

Post a Reply:

You may post a direct reply to this message which will appear in this thread.
To post a new or unrelated message use This Form. Top of Page
Notice Board Index

[ UK Karting Main Index ]


News	Karts & Karting	Notice Board	Market Place	Companies Directory	Tracks Directory	Events Calendar	Race Results	Photo Gallery	Links