Luckily, those who CAN and DO t*h*i*n*k will already know EXACTLY why they should vote on Thursday. You 'voters' are the ONLY reason we are not in a Dictatorship already and I salute ALL of you voters no matter for WHOM you vote!
Now we'll turn to those who SHOULD NOT vote...
Firstly, those who don't know that 'Thursday' starts with a CAPITAL letter shouldn't vote! They have too low Intelligence Quotient to be able to write the 'X' in the box in the first place and would probably use the wrong end of the PENCIL anyway... or they'll eat the damned thing!
Secondly, if you cannot see why you SHOULD vote.... then you really don't DESERVE the RIGHT to vote. If you are IN this group then you'd vote for some stupid reason ANYWAY.... so don't bother!!
I really CANNOT be BOTHERED to explain the reasons to those who are clearly too THICK to understand why they SHOULD vote! They don't have the mental capacity to understand the reasons if I DID explain it, anyway!
This is one of the reason I DELIGHT in democracy! Those who don't have the capacity to see WHY they should vote can and WILL be IGNORED.... for two reasons:-
1) Because that is EXACTLY what they WANT 2) Their views don't COUNT and WON'T count.... in more ways than one!
So.... if you think you SHOULDN'T vote on Thursday..... then you probably SHOULDN'T...
Leave voting to the grown-ups and those who don't move their lips when reading comics! You guys stick to the stuff aimed at your level of evolution.... you know... Big Brother, X Factor, Britain's Got Talent, Eurovison, etc.. The more important stuff......... As Douglas Adams said all those years ago.... 'keep banging the rocks together!'
So... we know Kudos won't be voting, don't we!
Ian
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