1) The manager must be able to speak fluent English.
2) Not one of the current players should ever be asked to play for England again.
3) Players to have a minimum of 5 GCSE with Maths and English compulsory. (personally I think 3 A levels or a degree would be better but if 5 GCSE's are the min to get in the forces then lets start with that!)
4) Players who gob excessively on the pitch (say more than once every 60 minutes) to be dropped and not selected again until they get their disgusting habit under control.
5) The manager must be English by birth, although before this rule is introduced, N. Irelands's Martin O'Neill should be invited to manage the England team as soon as his contractual committments allow.
6) Government to introduce a special 90% income tax on the people who can afford to follow footbal week in week out in the belief that the current premiership players have any talent. At least 10% of this extra tax money to spent on counselling for these diluded people.
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